Sweet Revenge!

[Warpurlgis]

put Road kill in her mail box

or condoms???

[Shadow fire]

or condoms???

Used Condoms

[smalls]

condoms arent as much fun as a nice steaming fresh load of shit

[kevinthepyro]

condoms arent as much fun as a nice steaming fresh load of shit

On fire

Maybe put an m80 in her mailbox or, better yet, throw a few m80s or any fireworks in her window. (AFTER you break it open! You dont want it bouncing back at you) Oh yeah, wear gloves so they don't get fingerprints incase you manage to burn the house down. After the BOOM happens get the FUCK away. Someone is bound to call the cops.

[Xon]

On fire

Maybe put an m80 in her mailbox or, better yet, throw a few m80s or any fireworks in her window. (AFTER you break it open! You dont want it bouncing back at you) Oh yeah, wear gloves so they don't get fingerprints incase you manage to burn the house down. After the BOOM happens get the FUCK away. Someone is bound to call the cops.

You are a complete idiot.

[kevinthepyro]

If you mean about the M80's I understand. I meant if you could somehow get a hold of them.
Or if your talking about the fingerprint thing I meant if you have been arrested or the police have your fingerprint for some reason.

Be more specific.

[wig wam]

put a gas soaked rag in his gastank as a wick

that should only be done to patrol or undercover vehicles. bitches get an twelve cups of sugar in the tank and a shit ton of flour in her air intake for her
heater/ac s

[wig wam]

also take kerosene or gasoline then draw genitalia, satanic symbols etc into her lawn light your art work on fire and ring door bell... watch from a distance , the horror and panic when they see their lawn is on fire!!! its hilarious. once they contain the blaze. they will still have burn marks in their grass for months not to mention the grass will be completly dead so they will have to re seed

[Gousse]

i know i don't have a lot of posts, i came here for ideas because i don't have a lot of them myself.

a chick i work with has an abusive ex-bf that she had to turn to for a place to live, i wont go into why as im not 100% sure, i do know she isint pregnant. this guy has accused, and threatened me atleast 6 times in the past 4 days as well as two other people i work with. he thinks were sleeping with her and none of us are. not together but individually. thinks that spam mail with lesbian in it means she is one and he'll call her at work on the company phone not her cell and harass her about it.

she was screwed for a ride home, about 17 miles the opposite way from my house so i offer having had to do it last week in the snow but a lot shorter of a distance and it sucked. when she gets in my 4wd she tells me that his friend ditched him on the highway tired of waiting and hes walking now. i hate this fuck but i try to be a decent person. i take them home then drive 40 more minutes to my home. shes upset about something and wont say so hes giving me the 3rd degree about why shes crying and threatens me some more. ive only talked to her never touched her or made any advances. he lives at home still and has no car, he's 24.

what sounds suitable for a douche bag like this.

I'd get a couple trucks a 12 ga. with slugs and some chain and pull his trailer off the foundation but other people live there. im stuck for ideas but I wouldn't forgive myself for letting all of this go on without some response. i don't want to hurt him as much as scare him but i really don't care if he wound up dead.

the bulk of things i see here are for cars or houses and i could do those really easily but they'd only make his parents or her suffer. he pulled this shit about half an hour ago so im still reeling and apologize for this mammoth post and thank any and all replies directed towards me. I would be more than willing to give a report of how things go!

fuck it I'll just drug him and leave him in the middle of the woods someplace with nothing but the clothes on his back leave him barefoot. i think that could be satisfying without causing anyone but him grief tho it don't feel too original.

[pyro_davey]

lol you guys are getting funnier an funnier everytime i come back